Alexander Abad-Santos
Backpacks, Human Shields, Above and Beyond: The Oklahoma Teacher Heroes
U.S. Counters North Korean Smack Talk with This Giant Warship
'Olympus Has Fallen' Brings Out the Anti-Asian Slurs from Its Audience
The Star of MTV's 'Buckwild' Is Dead in a Backwoods Mystery
Barbara Walters Will Not Retire in the Gossip Pages
What KKK Member Elwin Wilson Learned Before He Died
Louisville's Kevin Ware Is OK and His Surgery Went Fine
The Best and Worst Teammates for the NFL's First Openly Gay Player
And Now Let's Go to Balki Bartokomous with the Weather
Sasha and Malia's Spring Break Will Not Ruin the Republic
Lil Wayne Is Pretty Chill About Almost Dying and TMZ Almost Killing Him
Rep. Don Young Is Sorry You Didn't Say 'Wetback' as Much as He Did Back in the Day
Lana Del Rey Visits the Chelsea Hotel
Barbara Walters Is Ready to Retire
Steubenville Can't Stop Feeling Sorry for the Steubenville Rapists or Their Coach
CNN's New Katie Is Not Erin Burnett
The U.S. Flew a Couple B-2 Bombers Over Korea Because It Can
Nelson Mandela Hospitalized for a Lung Infection
A High-School Sex-Ed Teacher Is Being Punished for Saying the Word 'Vagina'
Umbrella Takes on Jeffrey Toobin at the Supreme Court, Umbrella Wins
Word from the Supreme Court on DOMA: 'Looking Good' for Gay Rights — Maybe
Florida's War on Bongs Has Arrived
Oscar Pistorius and His Brother Have Had Enough of Their Homicide Cases
Anderson Cooper Mentioned as a Matt Lauer Replacement at 'Today'
Yes, the NIH Spent $30,000 to Study Fat Latino Kids Who Drink a Lot of Soda
Nike Tells Tiger Haters to Shove It with 'Winning Takes Care of Everything' Ad
Apparently UNC Thinks 'Rape Is Like Football'
First Word from the Supreme Court on Prop 8: The Justices Are Hedging
How to Follow Today's Supreme Court Prop 8 Hearing, Voraciously
Kate Upton's Boobs Are Too Busy for This Kid's Prom Proposal
Torrington Can't Stop Defending a Star Jock Accused of Raping a 13-Year-Old
The Supreme Court Just Doubled Down on Affirmative Action
The Real 'Today' Show Is Run by the Unpopular Bully Matt Lauer
What John Roberts's Lesbian Cousin Knows About a Huge Week in the Court
True Fact: People Like to Watch People in Movies Run
For Better or Worse, Anonymous Is Getting Involved in Another Rape Case
Colorado's Prison Boss Murder Now Has Ties to a Dead White Supremacist
Montana Is This Close to Allowing Its Citizens to Eat Their Own Roadkill
North Korea Says North Korea Is a Great Place for Human Rights
Shootout in Texas Leaves Suspect in Colorado Prison Boss Murder 'Dead'
Torrington's Football Rape Case Is Sad, Infuriating, and Familiar
Jay Leno Is Going Extinct with Bad Jokes
Is Elisabeth Hasselbeck About to Be CNN's Morning-Show Queen?
These Steubenville Rape Apologists May Make You Forget You're Mad at CNN
The Colorado Prison Boss Murder Might Not Be Such a Conspiracy
Rand Paul Isn't 100% Pro-Life Anymore
Artist David Hockney's Assistant Died, and, Yes, There's a British Mystery
The Steubenville Coach Has Joe Paterno Problems
The Fake-Fur Industry Isn't Really in Trouble for Selling You Real Animals
Steubenville Rapist to Appeal Because His 'Brain Isn't Fully Developed'
The End of Lil Wayne's Hospital Stay, as Confirmed by the Internet
