Alexander Abad-Santos
Syrian Electronic Army Adds Financial Times to Its Social Media Hacks
Matt Lauer Might Ruin 'Jeopardy' After His Reign of Terror at the 'Today' Show
Important Things to Consider Before Taking a Carnival Cruise
GOP Senator Rob Portman Gives His Support to Same-Sex Marriage
The Steubenville Rape Suspects May Go Free Because the Girl Wasn't 'So' Drunk
The Truth About Matt Lauer's 'Today' Show Problem Is Internal Revolt
Chris Hayes Defeats Ezra Klein in Battle to Face Bill O'Reilly
Did Hugo Chavez Tell Jesus to Pick a South American Pope?
'Game of Thrones' Gets the 'Xena' Theme It Always Deserved
America Finally Hears the Case for the Victim on First Day of Steubenville Trial
'Opposing Black Guy in the White House' Is 'Good Politics' for This South Carolina Medicaid Flip-Flopper
North Korea's Sexism and Absurdity Are Progress for Its Propaganda, Sadly
3,000 More Dead Pigs Won't Make the Huangpu River Any Worse
Ukraine Might Have Trained 'Killer' Dolphins That Might Have Escaped
Enter the Trial in Steubenville, Where the Cast Is Not Merely Football Players
Debunking the Myths of the NIH's $1.5 Million 'Lesbians Are Fat' Study
The Favorite to Become the Next Pope Might Have Mafia Ties
And the Best Soda-Ban Tabloid Cover Goes to...
This Is How Kim Jong-Un Gets Pumped Up for War
This Dancing Nana Will Save Monday
The Steubenville Defense Will Center on Date Rape Not Existing
How to Hack the Video-Game Industry's Male Domination
Matt Lauer and NBC Try to Save 'Today' Show by Making Nice About Ann Curry
Meanwhile in China, 3,000 Decomposing Pigs Were Found in Shanghai's Drinking Water
Iran Does Not Approve of Ahmadinejad Hugging Hugo Chavez's Mom
India Gang Rape Suspect Dies In Jail, but Was It Suicide or Murder?
Isn't It Amazing How Many People Called the Oscars Amazing?
Kim Jong-un and Dennis Rodman's Basketball Bromance Is Strong
Fukushima Radiation Is Only a 'Small' Cancer Risk, and That's the Scary Part
China Says U.S. Is on Offense in Hacking Attacks on Defense Ministry
The Army Doesn't Want You to See the Results of Its Shady PTSD Probe
Palin Lifts Bullet Stockpile Conspiracy from Debunked Email, Just for Sequester
Dennis Rodman's North Korea Trip Isn't Making North Korea Any Less Anti-U.S.
Here's How You Send Off the First Retiring Pope in 600 Years
Here's the 'Argo'-'Home Alone' Mashup You Never Knew You Wanted
Conservatives Hate the Soda Ban, but They Love Their Diet Coke
What the Cannibal Cop's Wife Knew Is What No Wife Ever Wants to Know
Michael Moore and Buzzfeed Call Each Other Liars
Is The Onion's Apology Bad for Satire?
Why Is DKNY Stealing Viral Street-Style Photos They Offered $15,000 For?
Iceland's Plan to Ban Porn Is Impossible
No One Liked The Onion's Quvenzhane Wallis 'Joke'
Parents Stand Up Against Yoga Bullies in School
NRA Is Grading Schools to Judge How Many Good Guys with Guns They Get
Google Glass Will Be Out Just in Time for a Very Expensive Christmas Present
Did a Secret Vatican Report on Gay Sex and Blackmail Bring Down the Pope?
Did Wikileaks Help Kill the World's Most Powerful Drug Lord?
The FBI Has a Sexting Problem Among Its Agents
The Viral Shame of the TSA, Keeping You Safe from Wheelchair-Bound Kids
Chuck Grassley Loves Roe v. Wade When He Can Fend Off Conspiracies With It
Gay Marriage Supporter Laura Bush Wants Out of This Pro-Gay Marriage Ad
