Author: Connor Simpson

Tesla Is First Green Tech Company to Pay Back Its Department of Energy Loan

AP

Tesla no longer owns the federal government a dime. On Wednesday the company announced it had repaid the outsanding balance of $451.8 million, with interest,  on its 2009 Advanced Technology Vehicle Manufacturing loan from the Department of Defense. That means taxpayers earned a very, very small $12 million profit on the loan.

By Connor Simpson

Dec 30, 2012

Box Office Report

Peter Jackson Must Have One Ring to Rule the Box Office

Welcome to the Box Office Report where we're acknowledging that we have failed to stop Peter Jackson from taking over the world. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 30, 2012

Cliff Diving

Mitch McConnell Wants Joe Biden to Help Solve the Cliff

The fiscal cliff talks that were going so well yesterday have fallen apart, and now Mitch McConnell is reaching out to Vice President Joe Biden to help him see if they can get this deal done. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 30, 2012

The Sunday Grind

The President Explains His Fiscal Cliff Frustrations

So, yeah, NBC's Meet the Press had the biggest guest on this weekend. Just a little ol' guy you may know as the President, who came on to talk about his frustrations with the fiscal cliff, and to quickly touch on Chuck Hagel, the looming gun reform fight, and Benghazi. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 30, 2012

Protestors Take to Streets of India While Victim's Body Is Flown Home

The woman who was shockingly gang raped in India has been cremated, and the men who attacked her have all finally been charged with murder. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 30, 2012

The Video from That Russian Plane Crash Is Terrifying

Imagine driving down the highway one day when a plane suddenly careens into the side of the ramp you're driving on and debris starts flying everywhere. Horrifying, right? For some in Moscow, that became a reality on Saturday. And there's video, too. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 30, 2012

Obama Is Passive-Aggressively Trying to Get Illinois to Legalize Gay Marriage

Illinois is about to take up the gay marriage debate, and the President is using a pretty great strategy for trying to convince lawmakers to take up the cause: passive-aggression. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 29, 2012

Cliff Diving

How Are the Cliff Talks Going? Not Well, It Seems

You would think the Senate and Congressional leaders would be making all kinds of progress towards a fiscal cliff deal considering it quite literally is zero hour and the country is mere days away from actually, really going over the proverbial cliff. But nope! You would be mistaken. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 29, 2012

George H.W. Bush Is Officially Out of Intensive Care

Hey, it's official! The Bush family let everyone know that George H.W. Bush has finally been moved out of intensive care and into a regular patient's room. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 29, 2012

Francois Hollande's Big 75 Percent Millionaire's Tax Isn't Totally Dead

When France's Francois Hollande was elected President this year, his biggest mission was going to be reducing the country's massive deficit. His solution was an impressive 75 percent tax on earnings over $1 million. Unfortunately, that dream is dead. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 29, 2012

Latest Subway Attack Was an 'Attack Against Muslims'

Commuters can rest a little easier as New York police said Saturday they believe they have the woman recently who pushed a man onto the subway tracks for no apparent reason.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 29, 2012

Don't Complain When Your iPhone Gets Stolen In New York

Because it just means you're exactly like everyone else. The problem with Apple theft in New York City is so bad it's having an effect on the overall crime rate for New York City. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 29, 2012

Facebook's SnapChat Intimidator Was Great for SnapChat's Business

This probably isn't the outcome Facebook was hoping for. After Facebook created Poke, its very obvious SnapChat intimidator, the rival app saw a big boost in numbers. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 29, 2012

Kanye West Is the Abominable Snowman We Deserve

No one is sure how or why Kanye dressed like an abominable snowman last night in Atlantic City.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 29, 2012

Bashar Al-Assad Barely Goes Outside Anymore

The Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad is so paranoid about assassins coming for him that all of his meals are thoroughly vetted before he eats them, and he rarely ventures into the great outdoors anymore. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 27, 2012

Hillary's Head Is Fine: She'll Be Back at Work Next Week

The questions over when Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will finally testify on Benghazi have become a little clearer. Well, not really, but she's coming back to work next week. That's the first step, at least.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 27, 2012

Can Scott Brown Replace John Kerry if He's Making Up Stuff About the Cliff?

Scott Brown will soon be out of a job, and it's no real secret that he will become the leading contender — even with new competition — in a special election to fill John Kerry's soon-to-be vacant Senate seat. So why is he making all this stuff up? 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 27, 2012

Man Gets DUI for Driving Drunk onto an Alcoholics Anonymous Founder's Lawn

Drinking and driving is depressingly common around the holiday season, but if you're going to do it, maybe you should avoid getting busted for parking on the front lawn of the Alcoholics Anonymous co-founder's house. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 26, 2012

Meth Is Booming Because It's Easier to Make Than on 'Breaking Bad' Now

Home-cooked meth is apparently on the rise in American cities, and the ubiquity of a certain AMC drama is not to blame — not nearly.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 26, 2012

George H.W. Bush Isn't Doing So Well

Just as it seemed he was doing a little better, former President George H.W. Bush's health has taken a bit of a turn for the worse, his spokesman now says.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 26, 2012

Did Instagram Promote Your Photo as One of the Best of 2012?

You were mad enough when you thought Instagram was going to use your photos for ads, so it stands to reason that you might be a little ticked Instagram used them for a year-end roundup, right?

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 23, 2012

The 'Scary Movie 5' Trailer May Have Breached Lindsay Lohan's Contract

So, the Scary Movie 5 trailer came out yesterday. Routine and regular enough, right? Wrong, because Lindsay Lohan and the producers of this movie are "feuding" and apparently they took a veiled shot at her in the trailer. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 23, 2012

Syria Bombed People Lined Up for Bread

Maybe Russia wouldn't have ditched Bashar al-Assad if he stopped doing gross stuff like bombing a line-up of Syrian citizens lined up to get bread because there's an food shortage because of the civil war there. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 23, 2012

Box Office Report

Tom Cruise's 'Jack Reacher' Not Tall Enough to Punch 'Hobbit' Where It Hurts

Welcome to the Box Office Report where the semantics of Jack Reacher's height will be debated with much fervor. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 23, 2012

The Sunday Grind

NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Still Thinks Guns Aren't the Problem

National Rifle Association CEO Wayne LaPierre made his first public comments since his Friday press conference that wasn't well received. Despite David Gregory's best efforts, he didn't back down from a single point. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 23, 2012

Don't Worry, but North Korea's Rockets Can Probably Reach the U.S.

There's no reason you should panic about this news. Continue doing what you do! Football is on in a few hours! But you should probably know that North Korea's rockets can probably reach the west coast of the U.S. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 23, 2012

The Last Newsweek Cover Has a Hashtag on It

You're pretty much resigned to reading Sports Illustrated or Reader's Digest the next time you go to the dentist's office now because Newsweek is no more. In a questionable move, Tina Brown made the magazine's final cover feature an old picture of the Newsweek building and a hashtag.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 23, 2012

Mitt's Son Says He Never Wanted to be President Anyway

If you thought the tale of how Mitt Romney lost the general election was already told, you would be wrong. Because there is so much left to tell, like how Mitt never wanted to be President anyway. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 22, 2012

Year in Review

The World in 2012 According to 'Saturday Night Live'

Saturday Night Live isn't important because it's a weekly funny show. It's important because it's the only weekly funny show that can help us remember what the heck happened this year.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 22, 2012

Mark Zuckerberg Put Some Very Personal (and Creepy) Touches on the Poke App

Mark Zuckerberg usually leaves the coding to the plebes. He's a CEO now, b- you know the rest. Anyway, he's CEO now. But it turns out he put some very personal touches on Facebook's new Poke app, his company's answer to Snapchat. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 22, 2012

Conservatives Can't Wait to Deport Piers Morgan

Maybe the traditional conservative media power brokers are starting to falter. Despite support from some of the big names, a White House petition to deport Piers Morgan over his strong stance on gun control in the wake of the Sandy shooting still doesn't have enough signatures. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 22, 2012

Politico Poo-Poos the Wall Street Journal's Big Fiscal Cliff Story

Since when did Politico become the media's biggest shot thrower? In this morning's Playbook email, Politico's Mike Allen took some shots at the Wall Street Journal for their big fiscal cliff story. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 22, 2012

Even Russia Is Too Grossed Out to Host Assad Now

Russia has been Syria's Bashar al-Assad's staunchest ally during it's long war against his citizens, but now they're even trying to distance themselves from the embattled leader. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 22, 2012

You Should Probably See the New York Tabloids' NRA Covers

The New York Post and the New York Daily News compete to out-do one another with splashy covers daily and, on some rare occasions, they both produce winners. This weekend is one of those times, because they both skewered yesterday's crazy NRA speech. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 22, 2012

The Case of the 2 Billion Missing Youtube Views

Youtube released its view counts earlier this week for its biggest channels, and people who watch these things noticed that some major record companies had their numbers drop by a whopping 2 billion views. So, where the heck did they all go? 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 22, 2012

The CIA Is Not Too Happy with 'Zero Dark Thirty'

Acting CIA director Michael Morell is not happy -- not one bit happy -- with how the CIA was ultimately portrayed in Zero Dark Thirty, that new movie getting all the buzz about the hunt for Osama bin Laden. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 21, 2012

So, It's the End of the World and We're Still Here

Midnight has come and gone on December 21 and the world is still intact. At least where we are.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 20, 2012

Yep, Mark Sanford Is Actually Making a Comeback

The rumors were true. Mark Sanford -- the former South Carolina Governor who likes hiking and adultering -- is going to make a run for the soon-to-be-vacated House seat in his former state. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 20, 2012

Instagram (Mostly) Going Back to Its Old Privacy Policy

Remember when tech companies changed things and didn't listen to all of the people complaining about it? Those days are long gone, apparently. Instagram is reverting back to their old Terms of Service, the company announced in a blog post Thursday evening

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 20, 2012

Cliff Diving

Plan B Is Busted; Congress Gets Chaos for Christmas

After an hour delay so Speaker of the House John Boehner could try and whip up more Republicans votes to get his Plan B vote through Congress, the Speaker's saving grace bill didn't even go to a vote. And Boehner, like Elvis, left the building. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 20, 2012

The NHL Is Dangerously Close to Canceling Its Season

League officials cancelled a new slate of games today and have, essentially, set an unofficial drop-dead date for the lockout talks. If a deal isn't reached by Jan. 14, there won't be hockey this season — period. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 20, 2012

Barney Frank May (or May Not) Delay His Retirement

Frank wouldn't confirm or deny whether he would accept a short-term appointment to replace Sen. John Kerry, should Kerry be appointed Secretary of State, and before other candidates line up for a special election next spring. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 20, 2012

ESPN Won't Fire Rob Parker for His RGIII Comments

The commentator will not be losing his job for calling the Redskins quarterback a "cornball brother." Instead, he's being suspended for 30 days before he can return to work. 

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Newtown School Shooting: Live Updates

The latest info from the investigation in Connecticut indicates that Nancy Lanza may have left her son alone at home before the shootings, and begins to paint a clearer picture of Adam Lanza himself.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 19, 2012

Untrained Dentists Caught Giving Secret Root Canals

This is the stuff nightmares are made of: two women were running illegal, after-hours dentist services for people without insurance out of the office where they worked during the day.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 19, 2012

OK, the Baby-Snatching Eagle Video Is Officially a (Really Big) Fake

The world was briefly fascinated by a video that purported to show a Golden Eagle snatching a baby right in the middle of a Montreal park. But, as with most wonderful things on the Internet, it was only a matter of time before it was revealed to be fake. 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 18, 2012

Cory Booker Has Been Tied to Cory Booker for Senate Domains for Years

The Newark mayor might have to buy a website for that not-so-secret Senate run he hasn't announced yet from one of his top advisors. Or maybe they could work out a deal, because the advisor has owned the domain name since 2010.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 18, 2012

The Maple Syrup Thieves Got Caught

A heist that threatened to devastate the Canadian economy (sort of) has been solved (for the most part).

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 18, 2012

Fans Hate the NHL's Lockout More Than People Hated BP's Oil Spill

We knew the NHL lockout was horrible and stupid and making everyone really mad, but we didn't know it was this bad and horrible and making everyone this mad.

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 16, 2012

Cliff Diving

Boehner Is Breaking in the Cliff Talks

John Boehner has finally given in to raising taxes for America's wealthiest citizens for the first time in the ongoing fiscal cliff talks. But it isn't exactly what the President asked for... 

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By Connor Simpson

Dec 16, 2012

Wait, What: Apparently the 'Zero Dark Thirty' Character Is Actually a Dude

Uh, so, this is weird. According to a new interview with an expert on the CIA's operation to find Bin Laden, the CIA agent that portrayed by the character Maya, a girl, in Zero Dark Thirty is actually a guy

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