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The President's Umbrella Scandal Folded Before It Could Take Off You're Probably Not Invited to Mitt Romney's Summer Mixer Jay Leno Thinks He's Getting Stabbed in the Back Swamps, Beaches, and Baby Alligators: What It's Like to Go to Florida Gulf Coast University The Awl Network Is Under Attack! Jay Leno Is Being Pushed Out of 'The Tonight Show' for Jimmy Fallon This Accidental Aaron Swartz Hoax Almost Cancelled Class at MIT Today NASA Is Now (Maybe) Beyond the Solar System and into the Interstellar Unknown Obama's March Madness Bracket for 2013 Is as Predictable as Ever Jay Leno Keeps Laughing at NBC How to Watch March Madness Online, Without a TV, for Free, and Legally ESPN's Tumblr Is a LOL-Worthy Fail for March Madness Attention India's Rape Problem Is Bad Enough to Jump Out a Window Accident During Live-Fire Exercise Kills Seven Marines Jay Leno's War on NBC Now Involves 'Snakes' in a Boardroom 11 Years Later, an Arrest Has Been Made in Daniel Pearl's Death Tiger Woods and Lindsay Vonn Reveal Dating News in Facebook Ad for Nike The FBI Thinks It's Identified the Thieves in the $500 Million Gardner Museum Art Heist Elisabeth Hasselbeck Will Fire Herself, Ann Curry-Style Why 'Spring Breakers' Is Already a Huge Small Hit The NFL's Response to Asking Recruits If They're Gay Is Underwhelming So Far Try Not to Lose Your Shirt in Your NCAA Office Pool This Year This Is What St. Patrick's Day Really Looks Like Box Office Report Magic from Carell and Carrey Can't Make 'Oz' Disappear The Sunday Grind Boehner 'Absolutely' Trusts the President; Ryan's Budget Is a 'Vision' SXSW Is Dead, but at Least Justin Timberlake and Prince Were the Ones to Kill It The Steubenville Verdict Is in, and These Boys Are Guilty Don't Look Now but the Pope Is Tweeting Again The Steubenville Victim Tells Her Story Dinesh D'Souza's '2016: Obama's America' Made Enough Money to Warrant a Sequel Newly Released Secret Tapes Reveal LBJ Knew but Never Spoke Out About Nixon's 'Treason' How Pope Francis Got a Little Help from a Friend When Deciding His New Name Swiss Cycling Tourist Gang Raped In India Rupert Murdoch's Phone Hacking Headache Won't Go Away Until (At Least) 2015 Jay Leno's Jokes Actually Managed to Offend Someone at NBC Farewell, Pope Watch ESPN Denies Killing Dangerous X Games Competition Just Because It Killed a Man Anti-Sodomy Law Erased in Virginia, but Not in 13 Other States Look at All These Happy Catholics at the Vatican on the Day of White Smoke This Android Ouster Might Signal a Mini-Merger Inside Google Washington Is Giving Donald Trump a Lot of Air Time to Promote His TV Show 'Veronica Mars' Is Dead but the Movie's Kickstarter Is Alive Mike Bloomberg's Soda Appeal May Die Twinkies Won't Be Back in Time for 4/20 Koch Brothers vs. Rupert Murdoch: The Fight for Tribune Newspapers Is On The Cannibal Cop Trial Is Over, but the 'Fantasy' Crime Debate Is Not Iran May Sue Ben Affleck and George Clooney Over 'Argo' The UFC Now Supports Gay Rights a Lot More Than the NFL Who Just Killed New York's Soda Ban? 'The View' Is Hanging on to Elisabeth Hasselbeck So You Can Hate-Watch Her Justin Timberlake Gave 'SNL' an NFL-Sized Ratings Boost