Silver, Detroit, and Suits of Armor
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Buy gold, steal silver.
That's a notable distinction. But you still don't want to build a tourism campaign around the slogan "Terror Trial Capital of the United States."
Take Jon Huntsman. He has vocal cords. But they don't form words that make GOP primary voters forget the fact he worked for President Obama.
This used to be a common practice raising kids. You had to have the evening paper and a gin-and-tonic ready at exactly 6 p.m., or spend two weeks after school in the dueling suit.
Wars between unholy forces of darkness don't have the same luster they used to. And why should they? Everyone knows the Salem district attorney is just going to give them 30 hours of community service. Who wouldn't rise from the grave if they knew they weren't going to do time for it?
Should have thought of that before you skipped the wedding. Also should have thought of it before you decided not to quietly poison the relationship when they started dating.
Remember the last Die Hard? It's just like that. Except Rick Perry's Bruce Willis and Mitt Romney's Timothy Olyphant.